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Poor Britney Can't Even Be The Most Accomplished Cretin In Her Own Family

Sat, 12/22/2007 - 7:19am
Submitted by David
Poor Britney Can't Even Be The Most Accomplished Cretin In Her Own Family

Like many parents, I'm using Jamie Lynn Spears' pregnancy as an opportunity to discuss with my children the importance of never having Lynn Spears for a mother.