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Television

Chris Matthews Confuses Osama With Obama

Thu, 02/21/2008 - 5:40am
Submitted by David

Everyone knows in America you don't confuse Osama with Obama. You're supposed to confuse Osama with Saddam Hussein.


Poor Britney Can't Even Be The Most Accomplished Cretin In Her Own Family

Sat, 12/22/2007 - 7:19am
Submitted by David
Poor Britney Can't Even Be The Most Accomplished Cretin In Her Own Family

Like many parents, I'm using Jamie Lynn Spears' pregnancy as an opportunity to discuss with my children the importance of never having Lynn Spears for a mother.

METHANE FROM TYRA BANKS

Sun, 11/25/2007 - 3:40am
Submitted by David

STRIKE! IMAGINE A WORLD WITHOUT TELEVISION WRITERS

Mon, 11/05/2007 - 12:36am
Submitted by David


DAVID HASSELHOFF'S NEW VIDEO

Mon, 05/07/2007 - 11:38am
Submitted by David