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Condi Rice

Veep Stakes

Mon, 02/25/2008 - 12:50am
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Condoleezza Rice announced today that she has no plans to run as vice president insisting she’ll be too busy overseeing detention camps after Commander Cheney cancels November and declares martial law.
Rice made the comments in New York where she was launching her new unisex hair salon with Al Sharpton.
Asked if he’d consider tapping Rice as vice president John McCain said, “Hell, I’ll tap her right now as secretary of state.”

CONDI'S FIRST ORGASM

Sat, 02/24/2007 - 6:44pm
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I'M THE MOST HATED MAN ON YOU TUBE

Mon, 02/12/2007 - 10:06pm
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Make sure to read the comments. They're hysterical.

CONDI TO THE KIDS: IF HE DIDN'T LOVE ME, HE WOULDN'T HIT

Sun, 09/17/2006 - 7:23pm
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