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June 2005 Archives
June 29, 2005
THE WAR ROOM
PRICE OF GAS HITS NEW HIGH
June 28, 2005
FOR THE READ STATES
BUSY DAY ON THE BENCH
June 27, 2005
WHERE'S FELDO?
SOME STUFF FROM MY FAMILY ALBUM
June 24, 2005
TOM, WE GET IT ALREADY. YOU'RE A HOUND
OR MAYBE THIS ONE:
June 23, 2005
CHENEY TELLS CNN: "IRAQ WILL EVENTUALLY BE A SUCCESS STORY"
RATINGS, RATINGS, RATINGS
"Sorry to break in Brenda, but we have a high speed mouse chase on the 405..."
June 22, 2005
HERE WE GO AGAIN
"Florida Governor Jeb Bush has reopened the Terri Schiavo case by asking a prosecutor to review a perceived delay by her husband in seeking medical help after her collapse 15 years ago."
June 22, 2004
Vermont Guardian
June 21, 2005
DEEP FROM WITHIN THE BOWELS OF SAUDI ARABIA COMES:
June 20, 2005
TOM CRUISE GETS SQUIRTED
TOM POPS THE QUESTION PART DEUX
June 19, 2005
MAN THIS IS A TOUGH BUSINESS
June 18, 2005
SLOW NEWS DAY
June 17, 2005
TOM PROPOSES MARRIAGE TO KATIE HOLMES
June 16, 2005
FOLLOW THE MONEY: DEEP THROAT SELLS MOVIE RIGHTS FOR ONE MILLION DOLLARS
SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA EARTHQUAKE DESCRIBED AS "MODERATE"
U.S. ENVOYS SAYS, "OSAMA NOT IN AFGHANISTAN"
June 15, 2005
EXCLUSIVE PHOTOS FROM THE SCHIAVO AUTOSPY!!!
THIS CAN'T BE GOOD
June 14, 2005
NOW OWN THE DVD
AT LEAST THEY NOW HAVE A SIGN
ESSENTIALLY IT GOT DOWN TO THIS:
THE FRONT GATE
SNEDDON'S WET DREAM
June 13, 2005
NAKED MEN ON BIKES!!!
MICHAEL MOONWALKS
SADDAM ON SODOMY:
THE REAL DEEP THROAT
JUNE 13, 2005
June 10, 2005
RIPPED FROM THE FRONT PAGES
SENATE CONFIRMS PRYOR
For 11th U.S. Chitlin Circuit Court of Appeals
MARK TWAIN'S DECAYING CORPSE SERVES
AS UNDERSTUDY FOR HAL HOLBROOK
PHOTO: Via New York Times
June 9, 2005
LAURA GETS AWARD FROM O.O.S.T.
DEEP THROAT WITH HIS DAUGHTER VEINEY THROAT AND GRANDSON STREP
PHOTO: Via Yahoo
THE TRUE BELEEVOORZ
"Now you be nice Mr. Radiator...Mr. Glad-a-door...Mr. Gradiator...SHMOIKLE!"
"Now you be nice Mr. Radiator...Mr. Glad-a-door...Mr. Gradiator...SHMOIKLE!"
June 8, 2005
COAST GUARD INTERCEPTS CUBANS IN FLOATING TAXI
"This is Gloria Estefan reminding you to buckle up otherwise the rhythm is going to get you."
DOWNING STREET MEMO: WHITE HOUSE SAYS, "NO CAUSE FOR ALARM"
June 7, 2005
COMING SOON:
"Now you be nice Mr. Radiator...Mr. Glad-a-door...Mr. Gradiator...SHMOIKLE!"
SPONSORED BY:
BRITISH PRIME MINISTER IN AMERICA
TO SEEK FUNDING FOR HIS
LOW BUDGET COMING OF AGE INDIE
GETTING NOWHERE IN A BAD RELATIONSHIP? READ:
MORE LEGAL WOES FOR RUSSELL CROWE
TOM CRUISE NOW PARAGON OF STABILITY
PHOTO VIA: AP
Lawyers for senior al-Qaida suspect Abu Farraj al-Libbi say they now plan to press charges against Crowe for an incident involving two paperweights and a Brandy Alexander six months ago at the Jallalabad Sheraton.
June 6, 2005
RUSSELL CROWE FOR VERIZON
MAYBE THEY SHOULDN'T ABBREVIATE "BANGLADESH"
I SWEAR, ALL I ADDED WAS THE RED ARROW
NOT EVEN ENOUGH ARMOR FOR BUSH
MICHAEL JACKSON'S PRISON NIGHTMARE
IS MY AUTO EROTIC FANTASY:
RUSSELL CROWE SWITCHES HOTELS
RALPH REED'S FREUDIAN SLIP
BARBARA BUSH JOINS PEACE CORPS
Photo is doctored. The Bush twins are in Washington right now being treated for Gonorrhea of the throat.
SECRETARY OF THE TREASURY JOHN W. SNOW
STILL BLAMES 9/11 FOR HIS WIFE LEAVING HIM
June 4, 2005
FEDERALIST PAPERS SAY NOTHING ABOUT
SEPARATION OF BLACK MASS AND STATE
June 3, 2005
TOM TO STAR IN REMAKE OF "CRUISING"
LIBERTY MUTUAL NOW OFFERS BUGGERY INSURANCE
WOODWARD AND BERNSTEIN
COALITION OF THE YOUNG AND WILLING
FERTILIZING THE ROSE GARDEN
June 2, 2005
FIRST TWIN BARBARA BUSH
JOINS THE PEACE CORPS
Photo doctored.
Face it, the only starving person Barbara Bush ever met was Jenna.
June 1, 2005
DEEP THROAT REVEALED:
VETERAN MOVIE STAR KIRK DOUGLAS
I AM SPARTACUS
Photo via: New York Times
Actually this is Mark Felt who looks more like "Deep Voice Box."
Are you sure this guy wasn't the source on Teapot Dome?
It's a sad, sad, sad day when Deep Throat has trouble swallowing.
Thirty years ago he broke Watergate. Now all he breaks is a hip.
So how did he get the nickname "Deep Throat?" Turns out his clitoris was located in the same exact spot as Linda Lovelace's.
I LIKE THIS ONE:
Brevard Woman Kills Intruder Who Broke Into Her Home
The Associated Press
INDIALANTIC, Fla. - A 64-year-old woman fatally shot an intruder who broke into her home. Judith Kuntz was awakened by the sound of breaking glass late Sunday. She fired her revolver from about a distance of about 10 feet as the intruder entered her bedroom.
WE ARE SPONSORED BY:
I AM BATMAN!
President Bush had dinner last night at Colin Powell's place. I wonder if they served crow.