David Feldman is Impotent
David Feldman: comedian, writer, raconteur and prizefighter.
Archives
2007.12.02:
A MESSAGE FROM THE PRESIDENT OF BLACKWATER
2007.11.26:
ELLEN DEGENERES ATTACKED BY DOG
2007.11.26:
HEY LOOK EVERYBODY! MY SISTER'S OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND BACK ON HER MEDS!!!
2007.11.26:
FAREWELL TRENT LOTT
2007.11.21:
MORNING PRAYER WITH MIKE HUCKABEE
2007.11.21:
HOME FOR THE HOLIDAYS, A FELDMAN FAMILY THANKSGIVING
2007.11.18:
CAUGHT ON TAPE: ELLEN DEGENERES SCREAMING AT HER WRITERS
2007.11.18:
WHITE COLLAR COMEDY
2007.11.15:
PAT ROBERTSON IS A PIECE OF SHIT
2007.11.15:
OJ'S BACK!!!
2007.11.14:
WRITERS GUILD STRIKE WEEK TWO: MEET NICKY "TWO BALLS" COUNTER
2007.11.14:
THIS GUY IS THE FUNNIEST PERSON ON YOU TUBE, CHECK HIM OUT:
2007.11.14:
WGA STRIKE, WEEK TWO: BRING YOUR AGENT TO PICKET DAY
2007.11.14:
THE MOST IMPORTANT THING I'VE EVER DONE:
2007.11.12:
ELLEN VS. THE W.G.A.
2007.11.11:
WE SALUTE ALL THE BUSH ADMINISTRATION VETERANS
2007.11.11:
WE SALUTE OUR VETERANS
2007.11.09:
A WEEK OF VIDEOS IN ONE PLAYER:
2007.11.09:
FAUCET THE WATER YOU CAN TRUST
2007.11.07:
WRITERS STRIKE DAY THREE
2007.11.06:
WRITERS STRIKE DAY TOO
2007.11.05:
W.G.A. STRIKE DAY ONE
2007.11.05:
ASK YOUR DERMATOLOGIST IF SCIENTOLOGY IS RIGHT FOR YOU
2007.11.04:
STRIKE! IMAGINE A WORLD WITHOUT TELEVISION WRITERS
2007.11.04:
THE GREATEST SONG EVER WRITTEN:
2007.11.04:
PRO CHOICE THONGS
2007.11.02:
FIGHTING EVIL AT ITS SOURCE: BARBARA BUSH'S VAGINA ON TRIAL FOR CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY
2007.11.02:
WRITERS VOTE STRIKE
2007.11.01:
METHANE FROM TYRA BANKS
2007.10.31:
ABOUT THE SITE
2007.10.31:
DIAL W. FOR MURDER
2007.10.31:
EXCLUSIVE VIDEO OF DICK CHENEY'S NAP
2007.10.31:
MERYL STREEP PASSES GAS
2007.10.31:
BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN'S LATEST RELEASE
2007.10.31:
WHY OWN A PET, WHEN YOU CAN RENT ONE FROM PETFLIX?
2007.10.31:
IF I KNEW HOW MUCH FUN GRANDCHILDREN ARE I WOULDN'T HAVE HAD SO MANY ABORTION
2007.10.11:
VOTE FOR 9/11 IN 2008
2007.10.11:
MITT ROMNEY CLAIMS ONLY LAWYERS HAVE AUTHORITY TO DECLARE WAR
2007.10.09:
WHERE'S THE MAYOR OF ATLANTIC CITY? WE KNOW.
2007.10.08:
BRITNEY DROPS KIDS OFF AT THE POOL AND LEAVES THEM THERE
2007.10.08:
DAVID HASSELHOFF GRANTED FULL LEGAL CUSTODY OF KIDS
2007.10.08:
SENATOR LARRY CRAIG THE HUMAN TOILET
2007.10.07:
WATCH US ON YOU TUBE
2007.10.06:
SEX ON A BRIDGE, THE VIDEO
2007.10.05:
GOT A SEX QUESTION? ASK MAHMOUD.
2007.10.04:
BRITNEY FLASHES HER NAY NAY
2007.10.03:
URANUS. THERE, I SAID IT.
2007.10.01:
BRITNEY LOSES CUSTODY OF THE KIDS
2007.09.30:
FROM OUR VAULT: BRONX ZOO BREEDS BABY PANDAS IN CAPTIVITY
2007.09.30:
2007 CHENEY MEETS 1992 CHENEY
2007.09.29:
EXCLUSIVE VIDEO OF RYAN ADAMS DOOSH BAG BEHAVIOR IN MINNEAPOLIS
2007.09.27:
CLICK THE BANNER BELOW FOR ETERNAL MORTALITY
2007.09.27:
BREAKING NEWS IN PHIL SPECTOR TRIAL
2007.09.27:
KOMEDY KLASSICK FROM 2006
2007.09.26:
TRY OUR NEW YOU TUBE PLAYER
2007.09.25:
JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT WE COULDN'T STOOP ANY LOWER...
2007.09.25:
IRMA THE CRUEL BY Sy Sperm
2007.09.24:
RUDY GIULIANI TAKES CALL IN THE MIDDLE OF SPEECH
2007.09.23:
EXCLUSIVE!!!! OUTTAKES FROM ALICIA SILVERSTONE'S GO VEGAN SHOOT
2007.09.23:
SY SPERM'S HOLLYWOOD
2007.09.21:
PLEASE SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS
2007.09.20:
FROM THE VAULT: STUDIO 33 FORGETS KATRINA
2007.09.20:
LONELY ROALD By Sy Sperm
2007.09.19:
PLEASE SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS
2007.09.18:
WE REMEMBER ALBERTO GONZALES
2007.09.18:
FROM THE STUDIO33.TV TAPE VAULT
2007.09.17:
BRITNEY AUDITIONS FOR AMERICAN IDOL
2007.09.15:
30 SECONDS WITH STANLEY SATAN
2007.09.15:
GORILLA INTERRUPTED
2007.09.11:
LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE
2007.09.11:
JEFF GARLIN'S NEW MOVIE OPENS TO RAVE REVIEWS
2007.09.10:
GHOSTS DO EXIST, COURTESY OF JOHN DVORAK
2007.09.08:
NIXON LEARNING HOW TO MAKE THE JERK OFF MOTION
2007.09.08:
DENNIS HASTERT LOSES 25 POUNDS ON LARRY CRAIG
2007.09.07:
WATCH US ON YOU TUBE
2007.09.03:
BUSH IN IRAQ
2007.09.01:
CLASSES RESUME AT FOURTH TIER, LOW RENT, REDNECK LIBERTY UNIVERSITY
2007.08.29:
LARRY CRAIG AND THE SINGING SENATORS RECORDED LIVE
2007.08.29:
I JUST LOST TWENTY POUNDS DOING LARRY CRAIG!!!
2007.08.28:
LARRY CRAIG'S PROBLEMS STARTED BACK IN '82
2007.08.27:
DENNIS HASTERT LOSES 25 POUNDS ON LARRY CRAIG
2007.08.27:
BILL KRISTOL'S NEW MOVIE, "KRISTOL NIGHT ON MAIN STREET"
2007.08.27:
ALBERTO GONZALES RESIGNS
2007.08.26:
I WONDER IF I CAN USE MY SENIOR DISCOUNT AT SHOW WORLD?
2007.08.26:
PEOPLE ON WHOM I WISH SHINGLES, PART 3,657
2007.08.26:
PLEASE SUPPORT OUR SONSORS
2007.08.25:
DR. FELDMAN WILL SEE YOU NOW
2007.08.19:
JENNA BUSH TO OFFER HOOF IN MARRIAGE
2007.08.19:
HURRICANE DEAN PICKING UP STEAM OVER OCEAN'S ELEVEN
2007.08.18:
ALEC BALDWIN FOR THE NEW AT&T
2007.08.10:
MORNING STRETCH--CLICK THE PICTURE
2007.08.04:
2007.08.04:
WHO DOESN'T LOVE A LITTLE VITREOUS HUMOR?
2007.07.28:
JIMMY WALKER STARS IN...
2007.07.21:
SNAKES ON A PLAME
2007.07.20:
SUMMER OF LOVE
2007.07.20:
MARY CHENEY'S LESBIAN SON VISITS THE OVAL OFFICE
2007.07.13:
NICOLE STARVING FOR TWO
2007.07.10:
THERE'S ALWAYS SOMETHING HORRIBLE AT STUDIO33.TV
2007.07.09:
THE ADVENTURES OF MELHMAN
2007.07.08:
EXCLUSIVE DAVE MATTHEWS MUSIC VIDEO
2007.07.05:
PENNE GETS AN IPHONE
2007.07.03:
PARIS HEADS HOME FROM PRISON
2007.07.02:
PUTIN BIDS FAREWELL
2007.07.01:
GIVING PUTIN A TOUR OF KENNEBUNKPORT GEORGE RUNS INTO HIS MOM DRAINING HER LIZARD
2007.07.01:
THE NEW I-PHONE
2007.06.29:
WHY WE NEED BEES
2007.06.18:
ROSIE'S NEW SHOW
2007.06.15:
EXCLUSIVE PHOTOS OF PARIS BEHIND BARS
2007.05.29:
MISS UNIVERSE SEEN BUSTING HER TRUMP
2007.05.29:
2007.05.24:
BRITNEY AND KFED'S TALL BOY
2007.05.23:
MARY CHENEY FINALLY HAS A BOY INSIDE OF HER
2007.05.23:
PAUL ABDUL TRIPS OVER DOG AND LANDS FACE FIRST INTO AN EIGHT BALL
2007.05.22:
TODAY IN HISTORY
2007.05.22:
2007.05.22:
SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS
2007.05.21:
AGENTS OF INCONTINENCE
2007.05.21:
YOU TOUCHING MY BALLS? I SAID, "YOU TOUCHING MY BALLS?" BECAUSE THERE'S NO ONE ELSE HERE. YOU TOUCHING MY BALLS?
2007.05.21:
THOSE ARE SOME RIPE BERRIES
2007.05.20:
IF THIS DOESN'T GIVE YOU A RAGING BONER YOU'RE GAY
2007.05.18:
PRESIDENT BUSH MEETS WITH NEW WAR CZAR GENERAL JACK DANIELS
2007.05.16:
THE SCHMUCK STOPS HERE
2007.05.15:
STUDIO 33 REMEMBERS REVEREND JERRY
2007.05.15:
JERRY FALWELL FINALLY DEAD AT 73
2007.05.15:
TONY HAWK'S OLDER BROTHER
2007.05.13:
HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY
2007.05.13:
STUDIO 33 REMEMBERS TONY BLAIR
2007.05.13:
2007.05.12:
DR. SERB By Sy Sperm
2007.05.11:
WHO WE ARE
2007.05.10:
A HAMAS TELEVISION NETWORK MOVIE EVENT
2007.05.09:
DOCTOR WINE WILL SEE YOU NOW
2007.05.09:
IN IRAQ CHENEY MEETS WITH GENERAL PETRAEUS
2007.05.09:
CHENEY IN IRAQ
2007.05.08:
INSTEAD OF A GIFT QUEEN ELIZABETH BROUGHT ALONG A WHORE FROM THE ISLE OF WIGHT
2007.05.07:
THIS IS WHY YOU NEVER GRAB THE QUEEN'S TITTIES
2007.05.07:
DAVID HASSELHOFF'S NEW VIDEO
2007.05.04:
2007.05.03:
CATCH THE MUSICAL ON BROADWAY
2007.05.02:
COMING SOON TO STUDIO 33
2007.04.30:
DON'T LOOK, PLEASE, I BEG OF YOU, GO AWAY
2007.04.27:
ROSIE'S NEW SHOW
2007.04.26:
BIDEN SEEMED SO MUCH TALLER ON MEET THE PRESS
2007.04.26:
BILL CLINTON OFFICIALLY SOLIDIFIES STANDING AS BUSH'S NEW SON
2007.04.26:
PRESIDENT BUSH FINALLY ATTENDS A FUNERAL
2007.04.25:
IF YOU LOVE BABIES, THEN YOU'LL FLIP OVER HASBRO'S NEW BABY YO-YO
2007.04.25:
ROSIE TO LEAVE THE VIEW AND START HER OWN TERRORIST ORGANIZATION
2007.04.24:
DON'T WORRY KIDS, BORIS IS IN A MUCH BETTER PLACE
2007.04.24:
BRIAN WILLIAMS PULLS A STEADMAN
2007.04.24:
BREAKING NEWS--BUSH FINALLY FINDS A WAR CZAR
2007.04.21:
RICH LITTLE AT WHITE HOUSE CORRESPONDENTS DINNER
2007.04.20:
DON'T BE SO QUICK TO BLAME
2007.04.20:
ALEC BALDWIN FOR THE NEW AT&T
2007.04.19:
RUDY DOING STEVE DOING SILVIO DOING AL DOING MICHAEL
2007.04.18:
HERE'S WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE WHEN PAUL WOLFOWITZ LEANS IN TO KISS YA
2007.04.18:
PRESIDENT BUSH LIKES TO HELP OUT AT A LOCAL FARM THAT GROWS HYBRID CARS
2007.04.18:
WOLFOWITZ IN LOVE
2007.04.17:
IMUS IS BACK ON THE AIR!
2007.04.16:
PREVIEW OF ALBERTO GONZALES TESTIMONY
2007.04.16:
TAX TALK WITH YASSER ARAFAT
2007.04.16:
WHO WE ARE
2007.04.15:
WHERE ARE THEY NOW: ACTOR RON SILVER
2007.04.12:
FOR SOME REASON THE DUKE VICTORY PARTY FELL SORT OF FLAT
2007.04.12:
PLEASE SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS
2007.04.11:
MORE LIKE DON IMASS--GET IT? IMASS? I-MASS? GET IT?
2007.04.11:
2007.04.10:
WE SOLD ANOTHER ONE TO ABC FAMILY!
2007.04.09:
2007.04.06:
A BRAND NEW EPISODE OF "LEAKY LARRY"
2007.04.01:
BARBARA BUSH STARS IN "THE GRANDFATHER"
2007.03.30:
G.I. JENNA BUSH
2007.03.29:
SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS
2007.03.28:
I CALL THIS: EVERYONE ON AIR AMERICA
2007.03.27:
2007.03.26:
2007.03.21:
HOW I LEARNED ABOUT THE BIRDS AND THE BEES
2007.03.21:
BRITNEY IN TAXI DRIVER
2007.03.12:
OSAMA BIN LADEN TURNS 50
2007.03.08:
MEET MARY CHENEY'S LESBIAN SON
2007.03.06:
ANN COULTER'S BULIMIC BILE
2007.03.06:
ANN COULTER CALLS EDWARDS A F%$^^&
2007.03.05:
COMEDY 101
2007.03.01:
WHO WE ARE
2007.02.28:
WHAT'S BERKELEY THINKING?
2007.02.28:
NEW YORK TIMES SAYS THOMAS JEFFERSON WAS A JEW
2007.02.26:
OSCAR SHOCKER
2007.02.25:
CHENEY ATTACKS PELOSI'S PATRIOTISM
2007.02.24:
CONDI'S FIRST ORGASM
2007.02.23:
OSCAR FEVER
2007.02.22:
ANNA NICOLE SMITH ARRIVES IN HOLLYWOOD FOR THE OSCARS
2007.02.22:
I REMEMBER GRANDPA
2007.02.19:
PARIS HILTON SHOWS SOLIDARITY WITH BRITNEY
2007.02.19:
BRITNEY SPEARS IN TAXI DRIVER
2007.02.18:
RICH LITTLE AT THE 2007 WHITE HOUSE CORRESPONDENTS DINNER
2007.02.17:
2007.02.17:
HITLER'S NEW VIDEO BLOG FROM JEW TUBE
2007.02.16:
YOUNG JAMES DOBSON
2007.02.15:
DEATH BED LARRY
2007.02.14:
GOT MILF?
2007.02.12:
I'M THE MOST HATED MAN ON YOU TUBE
2007.02.08:
WE JUST GOT WORSE
2007.02.08:
SY SPERM'S LATEST
2007.02.06:
HELEN MIRREN IN SANFORD AND SON THE MOVIE
2007.02.05:
THIRTY SECONDS WITH AL ZEIMER
2007.02.04:
THE LIGHTER SIDE OF WIFE BEATING
2007.02.02:
SUPERBOWL AD PREVIEW
2007.02.02:
HAVE YOU VISITED SEMEN WORLD?
2007.01.31:
JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT THE PEOPLE AT AOL COULDN'T BE BIGGER MORONS
2007.01.29:
JOHN MCCAIN CAUGHT NAPPING
2007.01.26:
30 SECONDS WITH AL ZEIMER
2007.01.22:
BRITNEY'S ON AMERICAN IDOL
2007.01.21:
BARAK OBAMA IS IN
2007.01.19:
BROWN SHIRT BLUES
2007.01.18:
THE DEFINITION OF A TRIPLE THREAT IN HOLLYWOOD
2007.01.17:
GOLDEN GLOBES EXCLUSIVE COVERAGE
2007.01.17:
CAPTURING THE FRIEDMANS, THE SERIES
2007.01.12:
ROSIE'S NEW COOKIE JAR
2007.01.12:
TRY THE PIG
2007.01.11:
ONLY TWO PEOPLE ON THE PLANET THINK THIS IS FUNNY, OH WELL...
2007.01.10:
WANNA SEE THE NEW IPHONE?
2007.01.10:
2007.01.10:
WE FOUND THE SOURCE OF NEW YORK'S STINK
2007.01.09:
NANCY PELOSI'S WHORE SHOES
2007.01.08:
NANCY PELOSI TAKES OVER
2006.12.31:
SADDAM'S LAST WORDS
2006.12.24:
EXCLUSIVE: BRITNEY GETTING OUT OF LIMO WITHOUT PANTIES
2006.12.22:
DONALD TRUMP IS A SWEET, SWEET MAN
2006.12.21:
HERE'S SOMETHING REALLY STOOPID
2006.12.20:
SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS
2006.12.20:
WE SOLD A NEW SERIES TO ABC FAMILY!!!!
2006.12.20:
2006.12.19:
WANNA SEE BRITNEY'S BEAVER?
2006.12.15:
RUMSFELD GONE
2006.12.15:
NEW EPISODE OF "I LOVE POPEY"
2006.12.15:
MARY CHENEY PREGNANT
2006.12.15:
JAMES BAKER DELIVERS IRAQ STUDY GROUP FINDINGS
2006.12.04:
A BRAND NEW "I LOVE POPEY!!!"
2006.12.03:
TAKE OUR POLL AND WIN CASH...OK, JUST TAKE OUR POLL
2006.12.03:
THE POPE'S NEW SITCOM
2006.12.01:
HOPPER'S: WOMAN TOUCHES HERSELF
2006.11.29:
JENNA BUSH'S TALKING PUBIC LICE
2006.11.23:
THE ADVENTURES OF EDDIE SAUSAGE
2006.11.20:
MICHAEL RICHARDS' LATEST ACTING ROLE
2006.11.17:
During His Visit To Hanoi, President Bush Couldn't Help But Feel The Statue of Ho Chi Minh Was Mocking Him
2006.11.17:
President Bush And The White House Staff Visit Bangkok
2006.11.16:
2006.11.16:
Scientologists Arrive In Rome For Tom Cruise's Phony Sham Wedding
2006.11.16:
The New Democratic House Majority Leader Steny Hoyer Has A Nervous Bloody Ulcer
2006.11.13:
DEMOCRATS NO LONGER SHAKE HANDS WITH PRESIDENT BUSH RIGHT AFTER HE'S JUST FINISHED EXPRESSING DOG BARNEY'S ANAL SACS
2006.11.13:
RUMSFELD'S NO FLY ZONE
2006.11.13:
MATT DRUDGE AND KEN MEHLMAN IN SO YOU THINK YOU CAN PRANCE?
2006.11.10:
PRESIDENT BUSH RECEIVES KEN MEHLMAN'S GIFT
2006.11.09:
DONALD RUMSFELD GIVING HEAD!!!!
2006.11.08:
HOMO REPUBLICAN CHAIRMOSEXUAL KEN "HOMO" MEHLMANOSEXUAL'S CLOSET IS AN ANAL DILDO WONDERLAND
2006.11.08:
RUMSFELD'S PLANS FOR THE IMMEDIATE FUTURE
2006.11.08:
HELLO, HOW MAY I HURT YOU?
2006.11.08:
HEY, WANNA PLAY WITH MY PIG FETUS? IT'S CLEAN
2006.11.08:
YES VIRGINIA, THERE IS NO SANTORUM
2006.11.07:
PRESIDENT BUSH MEETS REPUBLICAN PARTY PRESIDENT KEN MEHLMAN IN THE WOODS FOR A BLOWJOB
2006.11.07:
LONG LINE, BROKEN MACHINES, CONFUSING BALLOTS
2006.11.06:
HEY LOOK! HOMO PARTY!
2006.11.04:
2006.11.03:
2006.11.03:
2006.11.01:
KEN MEHLMAN IS ALL MAN
2006.11.01:
DON'T GO THERE GIRLFRIEND
2006.10.29:
RUSH LIMBAUGH IS A COCKSUCKER
2006.10.28:
CLICK HERE!
2006.10.27:
2006.10.26:
NICOLE RITCHIE NOW ONLY NEEDS HALF A BODY GUARD
2006.10.25:
COME ON GEORGE, YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT
2006.10.25:
PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION 2008
2006.10.23:
IPOD TURNS FIVE
2006.10.18:
2006.10.17:
BRANDON DAVIS IS BROKE
2006.10.16:
LIKE FATHER LIKE DAUGHTER, FOLEY SCANDAL DEEPENS
2006.10.10:
WORLD EXCLUSIVE SNEAK PREVIEW OF MEL GIBSON ON GOOD MORNING AMERICA!!!
2006.10.10:
LARRY KING FARTS ACCEPTED INTO STUDIO 33'S YOUNG DIRECTOR SERIES
2006.10.09:
EXCLUSIVE VIDEO OF GEORGE BUSH'S GOP'S BAPTISM
2006.10.09:
FROM OUR FRIENDS AT WWW.STUDIO33.TV
2006.10.06:
MARK FOLEY BREAKS OUT OF REHAB
2006.10.03:
MARK FOLEY WITH A MINER
2006.10.01:
CONDI AND W. RUN INTO SOME OLD FRIENDS AT THEIR FAVORITE TA TA CLUB
2006.09.30:
CONDI RICE'S FIRST LAP DANCE
2006.09.26:
BILL CLINTON APPEARS ON FOX NEWS SUNDAY
2006.09.26:
MEET GEORGE BUSH'S POODLE TONY BLAIR
2006.09.25:
JERRY FALWELL EATS HOMO BABIES
2006.09.25:
PRESIDENT CLINTON GETS CHRIS WALL ASS STONED
2006.09.22:
THIS EVENING ON WWW.STUDIO33.TV
2006.09.21:
SURE, HOAGIE WAS UPSET TO DISCOVER HIS ONLY DAUGHTER WORKING AS A STRIPPER, BUT SINCE THE LAP DANCE WAS ALREADY PAID FOR HE FIGURED, "WHY WASTE?"
2006.09.21:
BECAUSE NOBODY PUT IT IN THE PROMPTER, KATIE HAD NO IDEA HER HAIR WAS ON FIRE
2006.09.20:
GULF WAR SYNDROME? OR TOO MUCH ZACH BRAFF? YOU MAKE THE CALL
2006.09.20:
2006.09.19:
AL GORE TALKS TO HIS WEED
2006.09.19:
PRESIDENT DOOSH BAG GOES FOR A JOY RIDE ON HIS SCOOTER LIBBY
2006.09.17:
SNEAK PEAK OF TOM CRUISE'S LATEST!!!
2006.09.17:
CONDI TO THE KIDS: IF HE DIDN'T LOVE ME, HE WOULDN'T HIT
2006.09.13:
KEVIN FEDERLINE SHARES A BUTT WITH HIS NEW BABY
2006.09.13:
BRITNEY GIVES BIRTH TO NUMBER TWO
2006.09.13:
HOW PRESIDENT DOOSH BAG IS ABLE TO LINK IRAQ TO THE WAR ON TERROR:
2006.09.11:
GO SEE ROBERT GREENWALD'S NEW MOVIE "IRAQ FOR SALE"-- WATCH TRAILER BELOW:
2006.09.10:
GREAT MOMENTS IN HISTORY
2006.09.08:
RICHARD ARMITAGE LEAKS AGAIN
2006.09.07:
EXCLUSIVE XXX RATED UNCUT PHOTOS OF PARIS HILTON'S ARREST
2006.09.07:
WE HAVE PARIS' MUGSHOT
2006.09.07:
THE TOMKAT PHOTOS VANITY FAIR WON'T SHOW YOU
2006.09.06:
TV CRITIC TOM SHALES HAS LOVELY MAN TA TAS
2006.09.06:
TOM CRUISE IS A FUDGE PACKER
2006.09.05:
TOM CRUISE IS A POOH PUSHER
2006.09.05:
TOM CRUISE IS A POLE SMOKER
2006.09.05:
TOM CRUISE IS A BUTT PIRATE
2006.09.05:
CRUISE IS SO CLEAR
2006.09.05:
THRUSH LIMBAUGH
2006.09.05:
EXCLUSIVE PHOTO OF SURI TRAVOLTA CRUISE
2006.09.04:
A NERVOUS KATIE COURIC ARRIVES FOR WORK WITH HER LUCKY WHALE PENIS
2006.09.04:
HITLER HAD ONE BALL, BUT THREE NOSTRILS
2006.09.03:
AT THE VMA'S JESSICA SIMPSON SHOWS YOUNG BOYS HOW TO HEIGHTEN THEIR ORGASMS
2006.09.03:
WHAT TOM CRUISE WILL LOOK LIKE WHEN JESUS SUCKS HIM INTO HEAVEN
2006.09.02:
AND THIS IS WHAT ELLEN DEGENERES LOOKS LIKE DURING COLONIC IRRIGATION...
2006.08.31:
SNAKES ON A PLAME
2006.08.31:
WITH MEREDITH AND STAR GONE, THE GIRLS FROM THE VIEW START AUDITIONS FOR ONE MORE PIG
2006.08.30:
ROSIE CHECKS IN FOR MOUTH STAPLING
2006.08.30:
JOE LIEBERMAN HAS THE SECOND BEST LOU DIAMOND PHILLIPS IMPERSONATION IN THE ENTIRE SENATE
2006.08.29:
YES, I'M A GEENYUS
2006.08.28:
I TOOK SOME PICTURES LAST NIGHT AT THE EMMYS
2006.08.23:
PRESIDENT BUSH UNVEILS GAS RELIEF
2006.08.23:
STARE AT THE INNER CIRCLE FOR THIRTY SECONDS AND THINK OF JELLO
2006.08.22:
GEORGE BUSH ENTERS A BLUE STATE
2006.08.22:
THE REASON GEORGE BUSH ISN'T ALLOWED TO PLAY POKER
2006.08.22:
BUSH UNVEILS HIS LATEST PLAN FOR VICTORY IN IRAQ
2006.08.21:
HUGO CHAVEZ WISHES BAD FOR FIDEL CASTRO
2006.08.20:
THE INTERNATIONAL FEDERATION OF COMPETITIVE PURGING
2006.08.20:
CHECK THESE LINKS OUT...
2006.08.17:
FOUND HUMOR
2006.08.14:
ASSFACE SPENT ALL DAY DOWNLOADING BUKAKE BECAUSE HOW COULD ANYONE FIRE ASSFACE?
2006.08.14:
THE PLUGS ALL CAME IN, BUT THE SWELLING WON'T GO DOWN
2006.08.11:
THE 700 CLUB GETS ANOTHER DOOOOOOOSH BAG
2006.08.11:
JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT THIS SITE COULDN'T GET ANY DUMBER...
2006.08.11:
MY NEW SHORT FILM: "BUSH IS A DOOOOOOOSH BAG"
2006.08.10:
PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE OF TOMKAT'S SPAWN OF SCIENTOLOGY
2006.08.10:
FROM JOMENTUM TO NOMENTUM
2006.08.10:
GUEST VIDEO FROM: ERIK PASSOJA
2006.08.08:
JANET JACKSON POSES TOPLESS
2006.08.07:
BAD NEWS FOR JOE LIEBERMAN, IT'S LAMONT
2006.08.02:
WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU COMBINE DIET COKE WITH MENTOS?
2006.08.02:
THE NEW APPLE COMMERCIAL
2006.07.31:
WE HAVE THE NEW TRAILER FOR OLIVER STONE'S "WORLD TRADE CENTER"
2006.07.31:
EXCLUSIVE VIDEO!!! MEL GIBSON ARRESTED
2006.07.28:
MEET RICKY GORDON, AMERICA'S YOUNGEST POLITICAL SATIRIST
2006.07.27:
2006.07.24:
EXCLUSIVE WORLD PREMIERE OF GEORGE BUSH'S NEW SINGLE
2006.07.23:
HOUSTON, THE EAGLE HAS LANDED
2006.07.21:
ROSIE DECLARES FAT WA ON STAR JONES
2006.07.21:
BUSH TAKES A BREAK FROM GROPING FOR WORDS AND INSTEAD GROPES THE GERMAN CHANCELLOR
2006.07.19:
WHERE'S DAVID PERFORMING THIS WEEK?
2006.07.19:
PRESIDENT BUSH WARNS ISRAEL AND LEBANON: "FIND WAY TO SETTLE YOUR DIFFERENCES WITHOUT DESTROYING FROZEN HUMAN EMBRYOS"
2006.07.18:
OPRAH DENIES RUMORS THAT SHE AND FRIEND GAYLE KING ARE...SCIENTOLOGISTS
2006.07.18:
PRESIDENT BUSH OVERHEARD CURSING AT G-8
2006.07.17:
FEEDING THE GERMAN PRIME MINISTER
2006.07.16:
THIS EVENING ON FOX
2006.07.13:
WATCH KEN LAY'S HEART ATTACK!!!
2006.07.13:
HITLER'S CAT
2006.07.13:
SHINE ON YOU CRAZY DIAMOND
2006.07.12:
ATTENDING KEN LAY'S FUNERAL, FORMER PRESIDENT GEORGE BUSH SHOWS REPORTERS WHAT HE'LL MISS MOST ABOUT HIM
2006.07.11:
OUR NEWEST SPONSOR
2006.07.11:
MEET NAT FUTTERMAN
2006.07.10:
2006.07.10:
PAMELA ANDERSON SHOWS US WHAT SHE'S GOT
2006.07.08:
PRESIDENT BUSH COAXES GAS OUT OF LARRY KING
2006.07.05:
CATHODE MAN STRIKES AGAIN WITH QUAGMIRE TRIBUTE:
2006.07.04:
40,000 VIEWS ON YOU TUBE!!! TOP FIFTEEN WORST RATED OF THE WEEK!!!
2006.07.04:
GREAT MOMENTS IN AMERICAN HISTORY
2006.07.03:
THE JAPANESE PRIME MINISTER AND PRESIDENT BUSH TWO CHAMPIONS OF CIVIL RIGHTS
2006.07.02:
PRESIDENT BUSH SUPPORTS SMALL BUSINESS OWNERS IN NEW ORLEANS
2006.07.02:
HITLER'S CAT
2006.07.01:
YOU TUBE VIDEO BLOG, KINDA COOL:
2006.06.30:
DOCTOR BEAGELMANN WILL SEE YOU NOW
2006.06.30:
SY SPERM'S INVISIBERGS
2006.06.29:
DID LARRY KING PASS WIND LAST NIGHT? YOU BE THE JUDGE
2006.06.29:
IF YOU THINK EVERYONE WITH A TURBAN IS ARAB THEN YOU'LL FLIP OVER:
2006.06.29:
ROSIE HELPS STAR JONES LOSE 50 MORE POUNDS
2006.06.28:
URN A DEGREE
2006.06.28:
PLEASE SUPPORT OUR NEWEST SPONSOR
2006.06.28:
2006.06.28:
JERRY FALWELL EATS DONUTS AND BABIES
2006.06.27:
COLLECT THEM ALL: IMPOTENT RIGHT WINGER TRADING CARDS
2006.06.26:
BEHIND THE GREEN ZONE
2006.06.26:
THE WONDERFUL WORLD OF FELDMAN
2006.06.23:
THERE'S ICED OUT GRILLS, AND THEN THERE'S
2006.06.23:
ANN COULTER: CHRISTIAN
2006.06.22:
DR. ED O. PUSS By Sy Sperm
2006.06.22:
2006.06.19:
THIRTY SECONDS WITH BARBARA BUSH'S EVIL LOINS
2006.06.19:
THE WONDERFUL WORLD OF FELDMAN
2006.06.19:
RELIVE THE CONFUSION
2006.06.18:
DEMOCRATIC LEADERSHIP, REID AND PELOSI, MEET WITH SENIOR CITIZENS
2006.06.18:
CHARLES AND CAMILLA RENEW THEIR MARRIAGE VOWS
2006.06.18:
CAMILLA AND CHARLES ATTEND THE BEMMELMAN WEDDING
2006.06.18:
SYMPATHY FOR THE DEVIL
2006.06.15:
LEGALLY BLIND THREE
2006.06.15:
DEATHBED LARRY By Sy Sperm
2006.06.14:
THIRTY SECONDS WITH STAN SATAN
2006.06.13:
THERE'S NOTHING BETTER THAN GOOD, CLEAN, OFFICE SAFE PICTURES OF DOGS
2006.06.13:
VOMIT BREATH'S NEW BOOK
2006.06.12:
G.I. JENNA By Sy Sperm
2006.06.12:
THE WONDERFUL WORLD OF FELDMAN
2006.06.09:
THIS IS KIND OF COOL, A VIDEO LOG FROM YOU TUBE
2006.06.07:
THE ONLY THINGS THAT TOUCH SAD, LONELY AND LOVELESS ANN COULTER'S LIPS ARE CIGARETTES AND VOMIT
2006.06.06:
RAY ROMANO'S CAT
2006.06.05:
FROM OUR VAULT
2006.06.05:
HOMOSEXUALITY IS CERTAINLY MORE NATURAL THAN THIS GUY'S WIG
2006.06.04:
PRESIDENT BUSH CLARIFIES DOMESTIC SPYING
2006.06.04:
CANNES FILM FESTIVAL EXCLUSIVE!!!
2006.06.04:
BOOTLEG COPY OF AL GORE'S NEW MOVIE
2006.06.03:
MY MOTHER LOVES THIS AND ASKED US TO REPEAT IT:
2006.06.01:
DANCE DANCE DANCE
2006.05.31:
THE PRESIDENT ON PRIVACY
2006.05.30:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO JERRY LEWIS
2006.05.29:
IT'S A BOY!!! SHILOH + PITT+ANGELINA=
2006.05.29:
WE HONOR THOSE WHO SERVE
2006.05.27:
CONVICTED ENRON CEO KEN LAY SPEAKS
2006.05.26:
AL GORE'S NEW MOVIE
2006.05.25:
OK THIS ONE'S INCREDIBLY BAD, BUT IT HAS A GREAT ENDING
2006.05.25:
HASTERT MEETS THE NEW ISRAELI PRIME MINISTER
2006.05.25:
BUSH EXPLAINS DOMESTIC SPYING PART 2
2006.05.23:
BUSH EXPLAINS "DOMESTIC SPYING"
2006.05.23:
WE SEEMED TO HAVE REALLY PISSED OFF ALL THE LATENT HOMOSEXUALS AT LIBERTY UNIVERSITY
2006.05.22:
2006.05.21:
BRITNEY GIVING BIRTH: BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND
2006.05.18:
ROSIE JOINS "THE VIEW"
2006.05.17:
PAUL AND HEATHER SPLIT
2006.05.16:
CNN CATCHES BUSH REHEARSING SPEECH, BUT WE'VE GOT MORE
2006.05.16:
SO THAT'S WHY THEY CALL HIM DAN BROWN
2006.05.16:
PRESIDENT BUSH TRIES TO EXPLAIN HIS NEW IMMIGRATION PLAN TO THE HEARING IMPAIRED
2006.05.15:
JOHN McCAIN SPEAKS AT JERRY FALWELL'S LIBERTY UNIVERSITY
2006.05.14:
FORMER FIRST LADY BARBARA BUSH'S VAGINA TRIED FOR CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY
2006.05.14:
TALKING COLON WITH JIMINY GERBIL
2006.05.12:
CHENEY CAUGHT NAPPING AGAIN, AND WE HAVE THE EXCLUSIVE VIDEO
2006.05.11:
BEFORE LEAVING THE WHITE HOUSE, PRESS SECRETARY SCOTT MCCLELLAN DOWNLOADS ONE LAST VIDEO OF AARON CARTER SUNBATHING
2006.05.10:
BRITNEY'S CARRYING NUMBER TWO
2006.05.09:
MEDICARE REFORM
2006.05.08:
MOTHER'S DAY STUNNER: BARBARA BUSH'S VAGINA TRIED FOR WAR CRIMES
2006.05.07:
WATCHING KELLIE PICKLER ON AMERICAN IDOL CONDI RICE HAS HER FIRST EVER ORGASM
2006.05.05:
HE CAME TO HOLLYWOOD A HORSE, AND ENDED UP A GELDING
2006.05.05:
CAN YOU GUESS WHICH CAR BILLY JOEL IS DRIVING?
2006.05.05:
AT SUNDAY SCHOOL RALPH REED STOPS BY FOR A SEX TALK
2006.05.05:
GO HERE RIGHT NOW
2006.05.04:
FLIGHT 93
2006.05.04:
WORLD'S OLDEST LADY TURNS 128
2006.05.04:
YOU TOUCHING MY BALLS? I SAID, "YOU TOUCHING MY BALLS?" BECAUSE THERE'S NO ONE ELSE HERE. YOU TOUCHING MY BALLS?
2006.05.03:
SCALIA CAN DANCE
2006.05.01:
DINER FINDS PART OF HUMAN HAND INSIDE MEAL AT T.G.I.F.'S
2006.05.01:
THIS IS AMAZING
2006.04.30:
WHY LOOK! IT'S ADAM AND STEVE!
2006.04.30:
THE GREATEST VS. THE WORST
2006.04.28:
RUSH LIMBAUGH ARRESTED: HIS MUG SHOT
2006.04.28:
THE BABY HUNTER
2006.04.27:
DEEP THROAT''S NEW BOOK
2006.04.26:
I PUT IT ON U TUBE; YOU MAY HAVE TO CLICK THE WHITE SPACE BELOW
2006.04.26:
EAT BEANS WITH EVERY MEAL
2006.04.25:
ASS SCENT OF MAN: THE MOVIE
2006.04.25:
2006.04.24:
2006.04.24:
THERE I GO AGAIN, USING THE C WORD
2006.04.24:
MEET THE WORLD'S LEADING EXPERT ON HALITOSIS
2006.04.24:
FART JOKE, GET IT?
2006.04.22:
GRANDMA ARRIVES AT LAX; CLICK SENTENCE BELOW PICTURE
2006.04.22:
WE'VE GOT THE EXCLUSIVE VIDEO!!!!
2006.04.22:
THIS IS TERRIBLE
2006.04.21:
FOR SOME REASON PEOPLE GET PISSED OFF WHEN YOU SEND THEM THIS
2006.04.21:
GEORGE AND IKE
2006.04.20:
Madeleine Albright Tells New York Times, "I Can Leg-Press 400 Pounds."
2006.04.20:
LIVE VIDEO OF BRITNEY GIVING BIRTH
2006.04.20:
EXCLUSIVE VIDEO!!!
2006.04.19:
2006.04.19:
JUST ANOTHER DAY AT CEDARS SINAI
2006.04.19:
WE'LL CALL HER KRAYZEE
2006.04.18:
MY LATEST INTERNET ENDEAVOR
2006.04.18:
WE REMEMBER THE SAN FRANCISCO EARTHQUAKE
2006.04.18:
IT'S A GIRL, STILL NO MAN INSIDE HER
2006.04.18:
2006.04.17:
WHY? WHY WOULD I DO THIS? WHY?
2006.04.17:
SEXUAL HARE ASSMENT
2006.04.17:
S.O.B. STORY
2006.04.16:
THE FURTHER ADVENTURES OF MELHMAN
2006.04.16:
A LOOK BACK AT THE WEEK
2006.04.14:
HAPPY APRIL 15TH AMERICA
2006.04.14:
WE'RE QUEER, WE'RE HERE, WE'RE ARE WE?
2006.04.13:
ANDY CARD LEAVES THE WHITE HOUSE
2006.04.12:
THIS IS STUPID
2006.04.12:
GOT MILF?
2006.04.11:
THE BALCONY IS NOW OPEN
2006.04.10:
ONE OF THE MANY REASONS PEOPLE HATE ME
2006.04.10:
STRAIGHT TALK EXPRESS
2006.04.09:
THE SCREENING ROOM IS NOW OPEN
2006.04.08:
HUGH HEFNER, PIMP, TURNS 80
2006.04.08:
71 DEAD 140 WOUNDED IN BAGHDAD MOSQUE ATTACK
2006.04.08:
AT HOME WITH THE SHEENS
2006.04.07:
NATIONAL ENQUIRER IS GOOD PEEPS
2006.04.07:
TWO AND A HALF BRAIN CELLS
2006.04.06:
HERE'S A CHANCE TO LOSE YOUR OWN IPOD
2006.04.06:
THE THREE R'S: READING, WRITING, AND RAPE
2006.04.06:
SCIENTISTS FIND THE MISSING LINK
TURNS OUT IT'S PAT ROBERTSON'S NEPHEW
2006.04.05:
2006.04.04:
LOOK WHAT THEY FOUND CLEANING OUT THE WOLF'S LAIR
2006.04.04:
IN THE BEST OF ALL POSSIBLE WORLDS...
2006.04.04:
TOM'S BALLS LIKE TO GOSSIP
2006.04.03:
STARS WITHOUT SKIN
2006.04.03:
EXCLUSIVE: SENATE MAJORITY LEADER BILL FRIST PHOTOGRAPHED GETTING SERVICED BY MISTRESS EMMA
2006.03.30:
2006.03.29:
2006.03.28:
KATIE DOESN'T GET IT
2006.03.27:
HELP US OZONE MAN!!! HELP US!!!
2006.03.27:
2006.03.27:
THESE PICTURES ARE AMAZING!!!
2006.03.26:
DOCTOR WINE WILL SEE YOU NOW
2006.03.25:
2006.03.25:
2006.03.24:
2006.03.24:
IT WAS 17 YEARS AGO TODAY
2006.03.24:
OUR STORE IS NOW OPEN, SERIOUSLY, WE'RE SELLING WORTHLESS CRAP
2006.03.21:
2006.03.21:
HAIR TO THE FORTUNE
2006.03.21:
OUR NEW WEB SIGHT!!!
2006.03.20:
IT'S A BOY!!!
2006.03.20:
2006.03.19:
LATEST POLL NUMBERS FOR BUSH
2006.03.18:
A MESSAGE OF HOPE AND RENEWAL FOR THE IRISH NEW YEAR
2006.03.17:
QUEEN ELIZABETH AND HUBBY PHIL CELEBRATE PURIM
2006.03.17:
HAVE YOU VISITED OUR NEW STORE?
2006.03.17:
OUR THIRD ANNIVERSARY
2006.03.17:
HAPPY ST. PADDY'S
2006.03.16:
MEET NAT FUTTERMAN
2006.03.15:
SO COOL, CHECK THIS OUT!
2006.03.15:
2006.03.14:
DEATH BED LARRY By Sy Sperm
2006.03.14:
2006.03.14:
JENNA THE HUT
2006.03.13:
WHAT THE HELL, I'LL TAKE AN UNPOPULAR STAND...
2006.03.13:
AMAZING PHOTOS!!!
2006.03.13:
2006.03.13:
DONALD RUMSFELD, SOCCER DAD
2006.03.12:
FUTTERMAN'S FAMILY TAILORS
2006.03.12:
THE WORLD OF TELEVISION MOURNS
2006.03.12:
A SUBLIBIDINAL MESSAGE FOR ME LADY
2006.03.11:
EXCLUSIVE PHOTOS!!!
2006.03.11:
BULIMIA JUST GOT A WHOLE LOT EASIER
2006.03.10:
THEY'RE COMING BACK
2006.03.10:
ANOTHER MIRACLE
2006.03.10:
2006.03.09:
FOUND HUMOR
2006.03.09:
COME TO HUNCHBAKISTAN
2006.03.08:
THE BOYS AR