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Can you guess where I took the audio from? My favorite scene from my favorite movie. Anyway, some asswipe saw this on my site two weeks ago and cancelled a benefit I was scheduled for. You mean I wouldn't be right to work for free? Suck it.

I'm back from Iran where I interviewed Supreme Leader Ayatollah Khamenei's family attorney George Leslie. You can hear my Up Close And Personal interview by clicking on this sentence.

I performed at the Fake Gallery last night. You can hear my jokes and share them with your enemies by clicking here.

Paul recorded this and

Darren Ayres edited it.

Pastor Urges Congregation To Bring Guns To Church

When it comes to loving a woman’s tan lines Republican Governor Mark Sanford prefers a Venezuelan Landing Strip over the Appalachian Trail... Venezuela? Apparently he has no problem shipping our Blow Jobs overseas as well... Sanford's wife must have known something was up, because when he went missing police issued an Amber Frey alert... Turns out Sanford's mistress was named Elizabeth. Right before he climaxed Sanford liked to scream, "I'm coming Elizabeth."

One of my heroes Ed McMahon bought the farm this week. And then the farm was foreclosed on. Turns out it was more of a second banana plantatation than an actual farm.

I met Ed when I did Star Search in 1994, yes I did Star Search, and he was incredibly supportive, even for someone as miserable as I. 

Somebody from the Black Eyed Peas gave a black eye to pea brain Perez Hilton in Toronto last night. We had Perez Hilton on a show earlier this year and he outted someone who didn't want to be outted. My feeling is that unless you're a Republican it's nobody's business where you stick it. I don't approve of violence, but as they say at The White Swallow, "Live by the fist, die by the fist."

In case you missed this, I was on Craig Ferguson last night.

Had a great time this morning with Alex Bennett on Sirius. Forgot how much fun his show can be.

Some of you asked about my BBC apearance, here's the link: David On BBC

Below, you can watch me on Dick Cavett in 1969:

I recorded this at The Acme Comedy Club in Minneapolis. I'll be there the second week of October.

The cartoon version of my act. It's great if you're high.

The people from I2TV are now syndicating this video. So if you get cable or have the dish, you can see this video next week in the following towns: Waterford, PA., Lincoln, CA., Elk Grove, CA., and Cambridge Springs, PA. I have no idea what this means, but they tell me it's good.

The Larry South saga continues. This week I was contacted by two TV shows that surf the web looking for bloopers. They thought Larry South was real.

This is my favorite Larry South. There are several layers of Larry South here, so you have to pay attention. We're doing another shoot next week and I'm pretty sure I now know where to take this.