December, 2007
Poor Britney Can't Even Be The Most Accomplished Cretin In Her Own Family
Like many parents, I'm using Jamie Lynn Spears' pregnancy as an opportunity to discuss with my children the importance of never having Lynn Spears for a mother.
Romney Gets Endorsed By His Illegal Alien
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A Message From Fred Thompson
Hit the play button in the middle of the screen for some really solid, high brow, sophisticated political humor.
Romney: "In 1978 I Cried When My Church Allowed Blacks"
I'm guessing the same tears his great grandfather shed after the slaves were freed... You gotta wonder why a black person would even want to join a religion that expressly believes Blacks are in league with Satan. I don't know the answer but it's probably the same reason people like Clarence Thomas are Republican...Romney's all over the map on this crap. At least with Scientology you get the feeling Cruise really believes that shit.
Oprah Swears Off Carbs
As Gayle King waits angrily in the car, Oprah lavishes one more endorsement upon Barak Obama.
Bill Reacts To Reports Hillary Is Losing in Iowa
This also happens to be how he would react if she were leading...Don't think he likes the girl.
Ike Turner Kicks The Crap Out of The Bucket
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Golden Globe Nominations Announced
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Ike Turner Dead
Somewhere up in heaven right now an angel is learning to listen.
AMPTP President Nick Counter Performs Volunteer Work Teaching Seniors How To Masturbate At A Cockfight
AMPTP President Nick Counter Arriving For a Third Round Of Talks With The WGA
