August, 2007
LARRY CRAIG AND THE SINGING SENATORS RECORDED LIVE
I JUST LOST TWENTY POUNDS DOING LARRY CRAIG!!!
LARRY CRAIG'S PROBLEMS STARTED BACK IN '82
Craig seen here during gayer times as one of Washington's "Singing Senators."
DENNIS HASTERT LOSES 25 POUNDS ON LARRY CRAIG
BILL KRISTOL'S NEW MOVIE, "KRISTOL NIGHT ON MAIN STREET"
ALBERTO GONZALES RESIGNS
Alberto Gonzales and Jenna Bush seen here during happier times.
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I WONDER IF I CAN USE MY SENIOR DISCOUNT AT SHOW WORLD?
--New York Times
The oral sex actually starts in their 60's, they don't climax until much, much later.
Technically it's not oral sex. Grandma just spits on her napkin and then rubs until it's clean.
JENNA BUSH TO OFFER HOOF IN MARRIAGE
HURRICANE DEAN PICKING UP STEAM OVER OCEAN'S ELEVEN
Hurricane Dean is set to hit Jamaica later today. If you think Dean is creepy, wait till Hurricane Sammy strikes. The eye of that storm is comprised entirely of glass. Bad times for the Caribbean still reeling from last week's Hurricane Frank. While Frank was essentially benign it tended to hover and occasionally shout, "Hurricane Jilly! Kill!"
Dean is also expected to hit Texas, so President Bush took pre-emptive measures Saturday by ordering FEMA to figure out how exactly the slow federal response can be pinned on Nancy Pelosi.
ALEC BALDWIN FOR THE NEW AT&T
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WHO DOESN'T LOVE A LITTLE VITREOUS HUMOR?
A vitreous humorist is someone who sees things funny, whereas a vitreous comic sees funny things.
