David Feldman is Impotent David Feldman: comedian, writer, raconteur and prizefighter.

May, 2007

MISS UNIVERSE SEEN BUSTING HER TRUMP

Tue, 05/29/2007 - 8:38pm
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Tue, 05/29/2007 - 11:37am
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BRITNEY AND KFED'S TALL BOY

Thu, 05/24/2007 - 12:13pm
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MARY CHENEY FINALLY HAS A BOY INSIDE OF HER

Wed, 05/23/2007 - 7:33pm
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PAUL ABDUL TRIPS OVER DOG AND LANDS FACE FIRST INTO AN EIGHT BALL

Wed, 05/23/2007 - 2:28pm
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TODAY IN HISTORY

Tue, 05/22/2007 - 7:05pm
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Tue, 05/22/2007 - 11:35am
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SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS

Tue, 05/22/2007 - 11:19am
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AGENTS OF INCONTINENCE

Mon, 05/21/2007 - 11:57pm
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YOU TOUCHING MY BALLS? I SAID, "YOU TOUCHING MY BALLS?" BECAUSE THERE'S NO ONE ELSE HERE. YOU TOUCHING MY BALLS?

Mon, 05/21/2007 - 9:32pm
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THOSE ARE SOME RIPE BERRIES

Mon, 05/21/2007 - 12:46pm
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IF THIS DOESN'T GIVE YOU A RAGING BONER YOU'RE GAY

Sun, 05/20/2007 - 2:55pm
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PRESIDENT BUSH MEETS WITH NEW WAR CZAR GENERAL JACK DANIELS

Fri, 05/18/2007 - 9:58am
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THE SCHMUCK STOPS HERE

Wed, 05/16/2007 - 7:49pm
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STUDIO 33 REMEMBERS REVEREND JERRY

Tue, 05/15/2007 - 7:13pm
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JERRY FALWELL FINALLY DEAD AT 73

Tue, 05/15/2007 - 1:35pm
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Possible Epitaphs for Jerry Falwell:

Husband, Son, and Loving Fag Basher.

To Everything There Is A Season. A Time To Hate. And A Time To Hate.

To My Pallbearers: Bend With Your Knees.

I Point My Finger In Your Face And Say, "You. You Helped This Happen."

Hope You Worms Like The Taste Of Ignorant Rage.

He Layeth Here With No Man.

Not From AIDS.

He Died As He Lived. With A Sausage In His Mouth.

A Light On Earth. An Ember In Hell.

Forever In Our Craw.

Not A Big Fan Of This Hole Either.

Shed Not A Tear. But A Steak Would Be Nice.

Hillary Clinton Killed Jesus.

Usually I'm The One Throwing Dirt.

Shtik Fleish Mit Tzvei Eigen.

He Was Buried As He So Loved. Face Up.

Down In The Mud Where I've Always Wallowed.

Thanks For All Your Prayers. They Really Helped...No, Seriously. That's Why I'm here. Tards.

He's In A Better Place. That Being Anywhere Other Than Lynchburg, Virginia.

TONY HAWK'S OLDER BROTHER

Tue, 05/15/2007 - 11:58am
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HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY

Sun, 05/13/2007 - 8:13pm
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STUDIO 33 REMEMBERS TONY BLAIR

Sun, 05/13/2007 - 3:56pm
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Sun, 05/13/2007 - 11:44am
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DR. SERB By Sy Sperm

Sat, 05/12/2007 - 1:07pm
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WHO WE ARE

Fri, 05/11/2007 - 11:10am