August, 2006
WITH MEREDITH AND STAR GONE, THE GIRLS FROM THE VIEW START AUDITIONS FOR ONE MORE PIG
JOE LIEBERMAN HAS THE SECOND BEST LOU DIAMOND PHILLIPS IMPERSONATION IN THE ENTIRE SENATE
YES, I'M A GEENYUS
I TOOK SOME PICTURES LAST NIGHT AT THE EMMYS
Nobody's sure if it was their 400th or 405th neck job that resulted in Joan and Melissa looking like this whenever they breathe.
Disney head Robert Iger waiting for his Karr to arrive.
Always a good sport, Jaime Pressley stayed on the red carpet posing in the blazing Hollywood sun for the paparazzi until they never wanted to take her picture again.
Doctors can only treat Howie Mandel's O.C.D. by making it so people would rather die than shake his hands.
Joan Collins not looking a day over dead, and there's Julia Louise Dreyfuss dragging her fat ass, husband Brad Hall.
Catching the reflection in his Emmy, Actor Jeremy Piven is reminded of why he will never be cast in anything other than comedy.
Only until you get up real close to Producer Brian Grazer can you appreciate how perfectly the hair matches his hands.
To celebrate the long overdue demise of shlockmeister Aaron Spelling, two and a half of Charlie's Angels reunited to recall those wonderful moments when Aaron would corner them in their trailers and seductively coo threats to play ball, or else, underneath his rancid, stale pipe breath.
This is the lovely Ivana Trump(left) caught in mid stroke after sucking on a mint despite her plastic surgeon's repeated warnings. And for someone who hates the sun as much as Keifer Sutherland does, you'd think he would have remembered his shades.
PRESIDENT BUSH UNVEILS GAS RELIEF
STARE AT THE INNER CIRCLE FOR THIRTY SECONDS AND THINK OF JELLO
YOU HAVE TO STARE REAL HARD, AND GIVE IT THIRTY SECONDS, TRUST ME THIS IS SO WORTH IT.
GEORGE BUSH ENTERS A BLUE STATE
HUGO CHAVEZ WISHES BAD FOR FIDEL CASTRO
THE INTERNATIONAL FEDERATION OF COMPETITIVE PURGING
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ASSFACE SPENT ALL DAY DOWNLOADING BUKAKE BECAUSE HOW COULD ANYONE FIRE ASSFACE?
THE 700 CLUB GETS ANOTHER DOOOOOOOSH BAG
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