David Feldman is Impotent David Feldman: comedian, writer, raconteur and prizefighter.

May, 2006

THE PRESIDENT ON PRIVACY

Wed, 05/31/2006 - 3:53pm
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO JERRY LEWIS

Tue, 05/30/2006 - 1:38pm
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IT'S A BOY!!! SHILOH + PITT+ANGELINA=

Mon, 05/29/2006 - 7:20pm
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WE HONOR THOSE WHO SERVE

Mon, 05/29/2006 - 5:26am
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CONVICTED ENRON CEO KEN LAY SPEAKS

Sat, 05/27/2006 - 1:16pm
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AL GORE'S NEW MOVIE

Fri, 05/26/2006 - 9:20pm
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CLICK THESE WORDS FOR MORE INFORMATION

DIRECTOR BRIAN BOWMAN!!!CLICK PLAY:

OK THIS ONE'S INCREDIBLY BAD, BUT IT HAS A GREAT ENDING

Thu, 05/25/2006 - 7:00pm
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CLICK THESE WORDS TO WATCH OUR NEW TRAILER FOR BARNYARD, IT'S STUPID BUT THE ENDING IS OK

It's not funny. But it's kind of funny that we posted it anyway.

WE ALSO POSTED IT ON YOU TUBE:

HASTERT MEETS THE NEW ISRAELI PRIME MINISTER

Thu, 05/25/2006 - 3:17pm
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CLICK THESE WORDS TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN HASTERT TOUCHES A JEW
please allow ten seconds to load

OR WATCH IT ON YOU TUBE:


SOME OF YOU ASKED THAT WE PUT CONDI'S FIRST ORGASM ON YOU TUBE, SO HERE IT IS:


BUSH EXPLAINS DOMESTIC SPYING PART 2

Thu, 05/25/2006 - 4:00am
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CLICK HERE FOR THE PRESIDENT'S LATEST EXPLANATION

Please give it ten seconds to load...

BUSH EXPLAINS "DOMESTIC SPYING"

Wed, 05/24/2006 - 3:26am
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FROM YOU TUBE, CLICK THE PLAY BUTTON


WE SEEMED TO HAVE REALLY PISSED OFF ALL THE LATENT HOMOSEXUALS AT LIBERTY UNIVERSITY

Tue, 05/23/2006 - 10:39pm
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Thanks to all those brilliant kids from Liberty and their literate response to this video we've decided to run it again. Click below the picture to watch.

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CLICK THESE WORDS TO WATCH THE VIDEO!!!

SOME OF YOU HAVE ASKED US TO POST OUR FLIGHT 93 TRAILER AGAIN SO CLICK PLAY DOWN BELOW


Mon, 05/22/2006 - 7:00pm
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BRITNEY GIVING BIRTH: BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND

Sun, 05/21/2006 - 4:19pm
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Since so many of you have asked to see this again here it is from You Tube:

ROSIE JOINS "THE VIEW"

Thu, 05/18/2006 - 5:41am
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CLICK THESE HERE WORDS Y'ALL TO SEE ROSIE ON "THE VIEW"
Download time: less than fifteen seconds.

PAUL AND HEATHER SPLIT

Wed, 05/17/2006 - 11:29pm
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CNN CATCHES BUSH REHEARSING SPEECH, BUT WE'VE GOT MORE

Wed, 05/17/2006 - 2:58am
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CLICK THESE WORDS TO WATCH BUSH CAUGHT UNAWARE
It takes about fifteen seconds to load.

BARBARA BUSH'S VAGINA TRIED FOR WAR CRIMES:
We're still tinkering with universal video compression, and I hope this works. The videos will get a lot easier to view in the next couple of days as we install the new servers.


HIT THE PLAY BUTTON IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SCREEN ABOVE

SO THAT'S WHY THEY CALL HIM DAN BROWN

Wed, 05/17/2006 - 2:03am
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Thanks to Ned Rice for this one.

PRESIDENT BUSH TRIES TO EXPLAIN HIS NEW IMMIGRATION PLAN TO THE HEARING IMPAIRED

Tue, 05/16/2006 - 5:09am
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AND IN CONCLUSION...

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JOHN McCAIN SPEAKS AT JERRY FALWELL'S LIBERTY UNIVERSITY

Mon, 05/15/2006 - 5:36pm
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CLICK THESE WORDS TO WATCH THE VIDEO!!!

SOME OF YOU HAVE ASKED US TO POST OUR FLIGHT 93 TRAILER AGAIN SO CLICK PLAY DOWN BELOW


FORMER FIRST LADY BARBARA BUSH'S VAGINA TRIED FOR CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY

Sun, 05/14/2006 - 8:57pm
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