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ROBERT NOVAK THROWS PUNCH
"Don't mess with columnist Bob Novak when he's on his way to a Maryland basketball game. Novak, the enigmatic center of the CIA leak scandal, was headed to Hawaii Saturday morning to watch his beloved Terrapins play in the Maui Invitational tournament when he tangled with a fellow traveler."
--Washington Post November 22, 2005

"Now watch as I wrap myself in the American flag and make 2,000 young Americans disappear."

Looks nervous, don't he?

ONE MORE TIME:

Sexually repressed Fox News President Roger Ailes, incredibly ugly bald man far right, is seen here being too fat to see his own penis.