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"China will soon have its own version of the extremely capitalist reality TV show "The Apprentice," according to a news report."
--Associated Press

PORTLAND, Ore. -- Large women, who are also being called "real people," are gracing the ads of companies selling everything from tuna to cellulite cream. Nike Inc., the world's largest maker of athletic shoes, has jumped on the bandwagon with a campaign featuring close-ups of "big butts" and "thunder thighs."
--A.P.

NEIGHBORS MISTAKE CLANGOROUS SCREAMS OF PAIN FOR RECORDING SESSION

Shatters Tibia, Fibula and Labia.