May, 2005
DEEP THROAT: ALSO WROTE ANGELA'S ASHES
I think he's an almost dead ringer for Frank McCourt.
TACO BELLE
Irma Dimas, El Salvador's contestant in the Miss Universe Pageant. Looks like Trump already got to her.
FDA SAYS VIAGRA CAUSES PROBLEMS WITH THE VISION THING
Rumsfeld dismisses Iraq's 'dead-enders'
Associated Press
6/19/2003
WASHINGTON - Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld on Wednesday played down recent deadly attacks on Americans in Iraq, equating those losses with everyday violence in large U.S. cities.
FDA: IMPOTENCE DRUGS MAY CAUSE VISION LOSS
This explains why nobody in the Bush White House could find any WMD's in Iraq.
I guess this means eventually I'll be able to remove the bag over my wife's head.
Hell, if I'm blind, I might as well do my seeing eye dog.
But the best part in all this? All those sex offenders getting free Viagra from Medicaid and Medicare can now sue the federal government.
RUPERT MURDOCH SAYS, "I BOUGHT AMERICA FOR THIS?"
American Idol photo via Drudge.
PHIL SPECTOR GETS THE<BR>STATIC ELECTRIC CHAIR
Looks like he just saw a ghost, and a mirror.
Next time you're thinking of pulling a piece start with the one on top of your head.
This is what is known as a "Bad Head Day."
VIA: Reuters
"This court is now in session. All Rise."
"Mr. Spector. Do you promise to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth except about whatever's on your skull so help you God?"
