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FROM DEEP WITHIN SAUDI ARABIA'S
BOWELS DIRECTLY INTO YOURS...

Cowell caught here helping Bulimic Ann Coulter return a Tic Tac she accidentally swallowed.

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TIME: Late last night.
PLACE: My home after the Seder.

MY WIFE: Can I give you a care package to take home?
MY MOTHER: I don't think so.
MY WIFE: Anything?
MY MOTHER: I...don't think so.
MY WIFE: But you hardly ate.
MY MOTHER: The important thing is you tried darling. Maybe next year you'll get it right.
DAVID: Ma, I'll walk you to the car.
MY MOTHER: Oh, is that David? I didn't see you all night, I didn't know you were here.
DAVID: We had guests. I was entertaining.
MY MOTHER: I'm not a guest?
DAVID: You're family.
MY MOTHER: Next time treat me like a guest.
MY WIFE: Nice seeing you again, Ma.
MY MOTHER: Uh....huh.

And no Feldman Seder is ever complete without the male relative who married out of the religion but still insists on bringing his wife and kids anyway:

(AP via Yahoo)

FOUND AN EYE IN HER SPAGHETTI AND MEATBALLS

Hitler Youth was the Nazi version of the Boy Scouts. But their camping trips were slightly different.

BRITNEY'S SECOND TRIMESTER...

ENGLAND AND CHARLES STILL HAVE NOT GOTTEN USED TO CAMILLA'S TWO DOGS CHI CHI AND CHA CHA...

TOM DELAY VISITS THE N.R.A....

DR. BILL FRIST VISITS HIS DOMINATRIX...

BULIMIC ANN COULTER MAKES THE COVER OF TIME...

MORE ON BULIMIC ANN COULTER...

OH, DID I MENTION ANN COULTER'S BULIMIC?

My Uncle Gary and Aunt Barbara are Orthodox:

Anna Lasavio pictured here may have walked off with Bulimic Ann Coutler's bulimia finger.