David Feldman is Impotent David Feldman: comedian, writer, raconteur and prizefighter.

My fellow Californians today I am officially a candidate for Governor.

Who is David Apollonia Feldman? He is a middle of the road anarchist who believes George Bush should be thrown out of office immediately so he can better focus on his reelection.

David Herbert Walker Feldman is a devoted family man who only goes to hookers who look exactly like his wife.

You want smaller government. I won't even show up to work.