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Condoleezza Rice announced today that she has no plans to run as vice president insisting she’ll be too busy overseeing detention camps after Commander Cheney cancels November and declares martial law.
Rice made the comments in New York where she was launching her new unisex hair salon with Al Sharpton.
Asked if he’d consider tapping Rice as vice president John McCain said, “Hell, I’ll tap her right now as secretary of state.”
Rice seemed the perfect hedge against an Obama/Clinton ticket because like Barack, she’s black, and like Hillary she’s slept with a president.