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McCain And Adultery

Fri, 02/22/2008 - 11:06pm
Submitted by David

The New York Times hinted this week that John McCain carried on an affair with a woman thirty years his junior, making her roughly 104-years old.

Upon hearing that McCain cheated on his wife Rush Limbaugh said, "Maybe he is a genuine Republican." Then again, if McCain were a real Republican the affair would have been with another man.

McCain insists there was nothing improper in his relationship with the telecommunications lobbyist and all he did was take campaign contributions from her and then vote accordingly.

Studio33 has a pretty funny Fatal Attraction trailer on the topic.