David Feldman is Impotent David Feldman: comedian, writer, raconteur and prizefighter.

Dear Jenny,
I don't believe I'm making fun of eating disorders. I believe I'm attacking Ann Coulter, who I pray every day is suffering from bulimia and anorexia, as well as back pain and migraines.

I'm always amazed that people blame me for some harmless jokes. Why don't you complain to Calvin Klein or Vogue or Billy Bob Thornton-- the people who cause eating disorders.

I'm sorry I offended you. I'm willing to accept the blame because I believe in personal responsibility. Personal responsibility is also the reason I eat when I'm hungry.

I'm trying to make jokes by shitting on people, an activity someone with an eating disorder might not understand.

In conclusion, George Bush destroyed our constitution and lied his way into a war that has destroyed one nation and bankrupted another. I suggest you focus on the true villains of this world.