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Hurricane Dean is set to hit Jamaica later today. If you think Dean is creepy, wait till Hurricane Sammy strikes. The eye of that storm is comprised entirely of glass. Bad times for the Caribbean still reeling from last week's Hurricane Frank. While Frank was essentially benign it tended to hover and occasionally shout, "Hurricane Jilly! Kill!"
Dean is also expected to hit Texas, so President Bush took pre-emptive measures Saturday by ordering FEMA to figure out how exactly the slow federal response can be pinned on Nancy Pelosi.