David Feldman is Impotent David Feldman: comedian, writer, raconteur and prizefighter.

Possible Epitaphs for Jerry Falwell:

Husband, Son, and Loving Fag Basher.

To Everything There Is A Season. A Time To Hate. And A Time To Hate.

To My Pallbearers: Bend With Your Knees.

I Point My Finger In Your Face And Say, "You. You Helped This Happen."

Hope You Worms Like The Taste Of Ignorant Rage.

He Layeth Here With No Man.

Not From AIDS.

He Died As He Lived. With A Sausage In His Mouth.

A Light On Earth. An Ember In Hell.

Forever In Our Craw.

Not A Big Fan Of This Hole Either.

Shed Not A Tear. But A Steak Would Be Nice.

Hillary Clinton Killed Jesus.

Usually I'm The One Throwing Dirt.

Shtik Fleish Mit Tzvei Eigen.

He Was Buried As He So Loved. Face Up.

Down In The Mud Where I've Always Wallowed.

Thanks For All Your Prayers. They Really Helped...No, Seriously. That's Why I'm here. Tards.

He's In A Better Place. That Being Anywhere Other Than Lynchburg, Virginia.