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FIRST DOVE NOW NIKE

Fri, 08/19/2005 - 3:23am
Submitted by David

PORTLAND, Ore. -- Large women, who are also being called "real people," are gracing the ads of companies selling everything from tuna to cellulite cream. Nike Inc., the world's largest maker of athletic shoes, has jumped on the bandwagon with a campaign featuring close-ups of "big butts" and "thunder thighs."
--A.P.

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