David Feldman is Impotent David Feldman: comedian, writer, raconteur and prizefighter.

Obscuranto,
WTF is up with the copyright and and registered trademark symbol? Are you on the Robitussin again?

I am also baffled by the graphic of the guy who played "Big Pussy" on the Sopranos with his arm around some chick with a photoshopped pee stain on her trousers and a tattoo that reads Jose.

What is this, the Ingmar Bergman school of comedy?

JOHN S.
SAN JOSE, CA.

David Feldman responds:

Dear John S,

I agree. It's summer, and I'm getting lazy. Here, I wrote a jokey joke. This is a joke that you can tell at parties:

What do you call a Jewish optimist? He thinks the cup is half off.

OK? Happy? I guarantee you everyone will be telling this tomorrow, you anti semite.

David

Pee S. The woman with the pee stain is Victoria Gotti. I have no idea why I wrote Jose on her arm. Would you have been happier had I written San Jose? You exurbian hick?