David Feldman is Impotent David Feldman: comedian, writer, raconteur and prizefighter.

This explains why nobody in the Bush White House could find any WMD's in Iraq.
I guess this means eventually I'll be able to remove the bag over my wife's head.
Hell, if I'm blind, I might as well do my seeing eye dog.
But the best part in all this? All those sex offenders getting free Viagra from Medicaid and Medicare can now sue the federal government.