David Feldman is Impotent David Feldman: comedian, writer, raconteur and prizefighter.

Looks like he just saw a ghost, and a mirror.
Next time you're thinking of pulling a piece start with the one on top of your head.
This is what is known as a "Bad Head Day."

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"This court is now in session. All Rise."
"Mr. Spector. Do you promise to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth except about whatever's on your skull so help you God?"