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Mon, 03/28/2005 - 5:24pm
"Camilla Parker Bowles will automatically become queen if her husband ascends to the throne whether she wants the title or not, the British government said."
THE WEEK, April 1, 2005
Titles besides "Queen" currently under consideration for Camilla:
Her Travesty
Duchess of Schnauzer
The Queen Grandmother
Ambassador of Crease
Her Repugnance
Duchess of Dork
Lady Chow Chow
Her Roughness On The Eyes
DJ Gnarly
K 9
The Round Mound of Rebound
Camilla "Lights Out" Bowles
King Slut
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