David Feldman is Impotent David Feldman: comedian, writer, raconteur and prizefighter.

This evening my wife actually said she wanted to have sex. Not with me. But hey, at least it's a start.

And I'd like to say something to the pre-op living next door to me. Barry: Cutting your penis off won't make you a woman. Because a woman would never cut her penis off. Know why? Women don't have the balls to do something like that. If you go ahead and have that operation it will just make you twice the man you already are.